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January 31, 2008

Where the word “Mouse” came from

Filed under: Tech News

 

From Wikipedia:

"There is a fake etymology of the word mouse, which some claim is an acronym for ‘Manually Operated User Selection Equipment’, but the device’s name came from its resemblance to a mouse and was established very early on."

 

The first known publication of the word "mouse" is in Bill English’s 1965 publication "Computer-Aided Display Control"[35]

The Compact Oxford English Dictionary (third edition) and the fourth edition of The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language endorse both computer mice and computer mouses as correct plural forms for computer mouse. The form mice, however, appears most commonly, while some authors of technical documents may prefer either mouse devices or the more generic pointing devices. The plural mouses treats mouse as a "headless noun."

January 4, 2008

What happens when you don’t have an intenet

Filed under: Cool Websites

 

These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down…

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there’s something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you’ve been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get ass groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol… Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on.

12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.

 

from http://lotsofjokes.com/ 























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